Home alone

One of the trickier bits of my current condition is coping in the house on my own without just retreating to bed and vegetating.  I've been back home since noon and will be alone until about mid morning tomorrow when somebody else gets the chance to mind the nutter for a while.

As I've said before, boredom is the main enemy.  Obsessive reading and re-reading of Facebook and Twitter gives an interesting view of the world, especially in my currently dulled mental state.

So for the benefit of my readers, here are the news headlines from about 60 points below my usual IQ level.

Boris Johnson turns out to be not just an amiable twat, but a very nasty amiable twat.

Russia is going to buy Cyprus. Or something.

The government are going to tax bedrooms, but only for poor people in not very nice houses.

And Time Team is finishing.

I think that covers all the main points.  Time to go back to bed.